Metalholic115's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[FUCKIN HELL YEAH!!]

Speaking of cool metal in the metal section...

This track would qualify. Good job bro!

FlameMesial responds:

Cheers!

[Guts in the Pan.]

I'm loving this new installment GoreBastard!

Got some wicked guitar playing. Though I'm not down with having my innards cooked, I wouldn't mind having someone else's, lol. I'm sure you have some good recipes... er... I mean GOOD SONG MATE! 5/5 for you in my small contribution to counter-attacking the zero voters!

DEATH TO THE FUCKING ZERO VOTERS! They should all die by being hung from the fucking ceiling fan while it's rotating and having to listen to the music they voted zero on!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate. I had a cool idea the other day, what I did was make some standard drumbeats, fast ones, slow ones, blast beats etc, then burn just the drum beats to a disk and play them in my CD player while jamming along to it with my guitar. I can put the CD on repeat so it's like a constant fucking jam session. That's how I came up with most of the riffs for this song, jamming with my drum CD!

Thanks for the review mate, it's a nice idea about the ceiling fan thing, the floor should be on fire too, so that they burn their feet while spinning round! MUAHH HA HA HAAAA!

[speedmetalmessiah]

Killer riffings bro!

I liked this tune. A lot of it in the beginning sounded a lot like Great White, then it started sounding more like Pantera or Megadeth. Good fucking job bro! And thanx for reviewing my latest submission.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks man although I don't like Great Whites music they did have a great guitarist.I really take the pantera and megadeth thing as a huge compliment as they are two of my favorite bands.No problem for the review I'm glad to do it.

[Han Guitar Solo Fuck Shit Cunt]

GoreBastard at his finest!

Were you drunk when you made this one?

GoreBastard responds:

No, but I am while typing this response. Fuck, I made this because I was feeling awesome, and I'd just learned something new with my guitar... Pinch Harmonics. Awesome. Cheers for the fucking ace review mate.

[Heavy Metal Melt Down]

OW MY FUCKING BRAIN!

MY FUCKING BRAIN! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH! I mean... uh... good job bro!

Crazy-Train responds:

Now thats what Im made this song to do. Hell Yeh. Thanks for the wicked awsome review, Metalholic. Btw dont think, it only makes it hurt more.

[You're a bunch of dick heads]

FUCK YEAH!

This is definitely driving music bro! Especially if someone makes the mistake of cutting me off!

GoreBastard responds:

Yeah, they are a bunch of dick heads, you're not a dick head!

Cheers for reviewing it mate! The full name was supposed to be "You're a dick head, I'm not a dick head". But that wouldn't fit.
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[Extreme Case of Decay.]

YEAH!

Kick ass song! Just like all my songs(except Kill Your Roomate), IT NEEDS VOCALS! lol. Another nice obscene song by the almighty GoreBastard! Which reminds me, I'm writing some obscene songs now too.

GoreBastard responds:

Kool, I'll look forward to hearing your stuff mate!

[Thrown into a Pit of Fire]

Insert Cookie Monster vocals here ->

Fucking kick ass death metal tune bro! We need some of your fucking vocal style on this one man!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate, I havn't written the full lyrics yet, but when I do I will try to put them on. Cheers mate.

[Altered State(Sepultura Cover)]

Kicks ass!

Good choice of covers! The Arise album fucking kicks ass!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers mate, I wanna do more of these, and some from Beneath the Remains, one of my favourite albums. Cheers for the review mate.

[GoreBastard Loop2 (12 seconds)]

It fucking kicks ass!

Doesn't really work so well as a loop in my opinion, but fuck dude! This should be a fucking song! Rock on!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate, I might put it in a full song maybe. The reason I made it is because they are talking about changing the Audio Portal theme music and they wan't people to make some loops. I'm pretty sure that this won't make it though! Hahaha