Metalholic115's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zero Voters DIE!!!]

FUCK YEAH!

That song kicked ass! Hopefully those fucking 0 voters will fuck off! You know something? I think everyone who submits metal should right a "KILL THE ZERO VOTERS" song. Man, your vocals kick ass!

GoreBastard responds:

Wow thanks man, that's the first compliment I've had on my vocals. I can do much better on the death grunts, but my mic sucks. Thanks mate!

[Stick Your Dick in a Woman]

Jesus Fucking Christ!

I haven't laughed so fucking hard in a while man! Good job bro. My only complaint is that the songs is that sometimes there were some pops and hisses with the vocals. But damn man, they were fucking funny!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha. Thanks mate, I'm suprised you could hear the vocals at all, the quality sucks on the vocals. I need a mic.
Don't forget to stick your dick in a woman... even if she's dead.

[Battle With Sanity (no vo]

This sounds nothing like Metallicrap!

I don't know what the fuck that other guy was talking about. I know Seek and Destroy well, and this sounds nothing like it. That guy needs to grow some fucking pubes or something, or at least learn how to spell first.

GoreBastard responds:

HAHAHAA!!! Grow some pubes! It's cool that you remembered that! Yeah, you're totally right man, I didn't know what he was talking about... Maybe he was drunk or something. Thanks for the review old buddy old pal!

['New' Fist of the North Star]

Heavy fucking tune!

This has to be one of your best bro!

GoreBastard responds:

Haharrrrr Thanks. Actually this doesn't sound alot like the one from the film, I made the solo's up myself and the fast part isn't in the film either, that's just GoreBastard! I watched it again the other day with my mate and my version is off in a few places. Still sounds ok though.
Thanks

[Short Riff or PAIN!]

You kick ass GoreBastard!

Another good, kinda, short song by none other than the man GoreBastard himself. Anyone who gives this a 0 should have to answer to the Rock Bastards from Planet Cock! Rock on bro!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers! I'm suprised people like this... what with it being really short and all, I have something brewing that is major heavy, so be on the look out!

[Gay thrash]

I'm sorry dude.

I don't want to be an asshole or anything, but that was a pretty fucking lame attempt at thrash. If you were trying to be funny, I'll ease off.

mr-Ex-noob responds:

This can be interpretid aneway you want to but note the title "Gay Thrash"

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

Another good GoreBastard track!

This is one awesome song! I liked that one response to the other guy's review. And anyone who votes 0 on this or any other venerable metal song is a moron I say. A MORON! Uhhh... Good tune bro!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers Metalholic old bean... Again though, I was under the influence of booze when I made this so certain guitar bits are off a little... In the name of the Rock Bastards, "IF YOU DON'T ROCK, YOU SUCK COCK"

[Sad Realization]

Dude!

Fucking heavy metal! Right here!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man, Some fucker voted zero on this already though. Why would someone do that shit? I think someone hates me out there!
Anyway, cheers for'treview!

[No Title Yet...]

Good song bro!

I liked this song. A lot of diversity, some really good guitar work. My only complaint is that the clean lead sounded a little detuned. The solo for the distorted part sounded alright, could use a little more work, but still kicks ass.

GBInFlames responds:

lol, the clean lead sounded a little detuned cause its a 5 year old squire bullet(my first guitar :P) and its got some intonation problems, and as an added bonus, the neck is slightly warped causing a buzz in a few of the frets on the high strings... i could fix these problems, but i rarly ever play this guitar. The only reason i used it for this song is cause its the only single coil guitar i own, and i really like the sound of a single coil when its played clean :) thx for the review :)

[Unforgiven(Metallica Tribute)]

It was alright I guess

There were many notes in that recording that you didn't play right, and most of it didn't sound like the original. But you gave it a good try and props go to you for that.

Chriz-91 responds:

Yeah...i think you're right...i just play how i learned from some tab many months ago...it didnt sound like the original...maybe cos of that "Clean Chorus" effect i used...i just thought it would fit...thanx for the review man...